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Newkirk City Hall

107 W. 7th St.
Newkirk, OK 74647
(580) 362-2117

Elected Officials

Kellie Johnson - Mayor
Joe Anderson - Commissioner
Jack Bagg - Commissioner
Jane Thomas - Interim City Manager

Police Department

118 W. 7th St.
Newkirk, OK 74647
(580) 362-2414

More Departments (If You're Feeling Ambitious)
Electric
400 E. 4th St.
(580) 362-2117
Fire / Ambulance
106 S. Maple Ave.
(580) 362-3606
Library
116 N. Maple Ave.
(580) 362-3934
Park / Cemetery
3701 E. Dry Rd.
(580) 362-2117
Senior Center
525 W. South St.
(580) 362-1409
Street Department
400 S. Elm St.
(580) 362-1134
Water / Sewer
400 S. Elm St.
(580) 362-1134
Swimming Pool
810 W. 10th St.
(580) 362-3636

Source: City of Newkirk Official Website

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