The Fine Print (Yes, We Have Lawyers. Well, Google.)

This is satire and civic commentary. We're not the city. We don't work for the city. The city probably wishes we'd go away. Everything here is our spicy opinion about municipal processes—not personal attacks on residents.

• Properties are anonymized—we're not doxxing anyone, calm down
• The city is responsible for enforcement. That's... kind of the whole point here.
• Harassment is not cute. Don't do it. We will be disappointed in you.
• Most property owners are just regular people dealing with regular problems. Aim your frustration at City Hall.

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