Newkirk's unofficial receipt printer.

← Back to the Headlines

Why This Paper Exists (We Asked Ourselves the Same Thing)

Look, Newkirk has ordinances. Really good ones, actually! Written down and everything. There's even a code enforcement process. What we seem to be missing is the enforcement part of "code enforcement." It's giving "we have code enforcement at home" energy. This paper documents that gap—not to roast property owners, but to politely (okay, sometimes sassily) ask city officials: y'all hiring, or...?

The Receipts (Oklahoma Law Edition)

Why Should You Care?

This isn't about being the neighborhood HOA from hell. It's about public health (tire piles are basically mosquito AirBnBs), safety (collapsing structures are bad, actually), and property values for everyone who lives here. When enforcement hibernates, we all pay for it.

Real talk: Property owners aren't the villains here—many face hardship or circumstances beyond their control. We're asking why the city isn't doing its job, not why your neighbor can't afford a new roof. If you need resources, hit up City Hall. That's literally what they're for.

About the Editor

The Newkirk Times is written, designed, and occasionally yelled at by Sabrina Thompson, a concerned citizen who believes transparency and accountability shouldn't require a law degree to demand. When she's not documenting municipal mysteries, she's probably making coffee or questioning life choices.

Got a tip? Want to contribute? Think we're completely wrong about everything? Drop us a line. We promise to read it. We don't promise not to be sarcastic in our reply.

Actually Do Something About It

We're just the peanut gallery. These are the people with actual power. Use it wisely. Or don't. We're not your mom.

Newkirk City Hall

107 W. 7th St.
Newkirk, OK 74647
(580) 362-2117

Elected Officials

Kellie Johnson - Mayor
Joe Anderson - Commissioner
Jack Bagg - Commissioner
Jane Thomas - Interim City Manager

Police Department

118 W. 7th St.
Newkirk, OK 74647
(580) 362-2414

More Departments (If You're Feeling Ambitious)
Electric
400 E. 4th St.
(580) 362-2117
Fire / Ambulance
106 S. Maple Ave.
(580) 362-3606
Library
116 N. Maple Ave.
(580) 362-3934
Park / Cemetery
3701 E. Dry Rd.
(580) 362-2117
Senior Center
525 W. South St.
(580) 362-1409
Street Department
400 S. Elm St.
(580) 362-1134
Water / Sewer
400 S. Elm St.
(580) 362-1134
Swimming Pool
810 W. 10th St.
(580) 362-3636

Source: City of Newkirk Official Website

The Fine Print (Yes, We Have Lawyers. Well, Google.)

This is satire and civic commentary. We're not the city. We don't work for the city. The city probably wishes we'd go away. Everything here is our spicy opinion about municipal processes—not personal attacks on residents.

Questions? Concerns? Want to tell us we're wrong? Slide into our inbox. Need the official city complaint form? .

Unique Visitors since 10/7/25
00000